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i'm going to play an open mic tonight.
i often create beats with my teeth. for the snare, i hit my two left incisors together. for the kick, i hit my two front teeth against the bottom four. i've done this for as long as i can remember. sometimes i add in a little syncopated breathing for a hi-hat effect. and i probably look slightly strange when i do this. and i'm not sure why i'm telling you about it. it's just something i do.
here are some photos from amsterdam...
twee kwak ducklings color nervous market fish meat cheese herbs aw nuts hot dog
i've developed a strange new laugh.
it has slowly crept into my sound bank and won't go away. wow. i really hate it. i wish it would stop. how did this happen?
i broke my toilet last week.
when i do laundry, the washing machine inevitably goes into a spin cycle that ends up shaking the entire apartment. the whole contraption usually ends up a few centimeters away from its original location. and whatever happened to be on top of it is invariably agitated off onto the floor. anyway, some of brooke's makeup fell behind this stupid machine. so i set my knee down on the seat and stretched out to retrieve whatever was back there. and as i almost (and i mean almost) had my fingers around a set of nail clippers, the seat broke, leaving my knee in the toilet and my face on the top of the washer. here's the aftermath. i looked on the manufacturer's website for something that looked like what i had destroyed (something i never thought i would be doing). and now i think i have it narrowed down to jika lyra model #9251 or jika lukas model #9337. awesome. i can't believe i just typed all of that.
photos: through the trees | good ol' family fun | crazy dance | exposition | convenient | house of knives | pins on strings | metro jacket | no tags! | ponies | poochy mcscrufferson | the slick | what i need | column | tornado ladies | international shipments | you too can learn martial arts | awwwwww | thanks
videos: in step | light & sound | i'm following you
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